Things that keep me awake at night

(Not including my children, my husband, my dog, my hormones, my creaky 105 year old house....)

What are the 23 flavors in Dr. Pepper? 23...Really?

Do flannel sheet makers get hate mail? I mean, I love my flannel sheets, so much so, that if I could, I would stay in my cozy, warm bed all the live long day! But do people with real jobs hate flannel sheets?... How do they haul themselves out of bed in order to get to work on time? Do employers find that they have a sudden rash of late and absentee workers when the weather turns cold? (We do....oh wait, the weather isn't a contributing factor here.)

When should I start to use anti-aging lotion? I still get zits, but I can see the beginnings of a few "laugh" lines. Do they make a lotion for "somewhere in between puberty and menopause"? Benzoyl peroxide with Retin-A?

Why are boys so different than girls?

Why does Nathan only want to eat sherbert for breakfast? and lunch? and dinner?

Does anyone else have really vivid dreams about telling your inlaws off about how rude it is to take 34 days of vacation to Maui while you have to stay at home with your crabby husband, 3 snotty nosed children, dog that has to be on a special diet, and allllllll of their workload? Really? Could I handle any more? Probably, but I don't wanna. **pout**

Why aren't there ever enough hours in the day?

Why won't my house stay clean for longer than 17 minutes? Why Why Why?

Why am I not sleeping?

Good night.....